舊曲開倉︰朋友二號 （電腦技術支援版）

朋友二號 （電腦技術支援版）

作詞人︰不強
當時人︰不祥

電腦背叛你　來這邊找我出氣
彷彿世界　只得我整古你
誰叫我看著你　還不忍不生氣
誰願聽聽你　來換多幾次新機
之後　仍然煩住我
之後　來到我早知的結果

*朋友二號　完美任務　捱到絕路
電腦 Pointer 若有若無　還怎整方算最好
做你好友二號　純粹義務　還有量度
連 Hang 機都不知道（連開機都不知道）
誰可給我拳套（難為到我為你效勞)*

你我廢事理　Reset 開機比返你
多得有你　找出電腦的禁忌
誰替你透大氣　誰o岩o岩整返你
才是剛開機　然後他講對不起
走吧　別來煩住我
走吧　難過你始終不見死

Repeat *

啊　繼續做　朋友二號　捱到絕路
列印閃燈噤掣無用　唔擺紙方算最好
做你好友二號　純粹義務　還繼續做
連想哭都不知道　就這麼決定我命途
誰又會因這個電腦自豪

Create PDF Online

Nowaday, you probably know how to create pdf from your personal PC for free. (If not, you can try google "CutePDF Writer") Ever wanna to do it without installing another piece of software on your computer?

Easy PDF Online - support many document formats including doc, xls, rtf, htm, jpg, tiff, etc. Support Unicode, meaning chinese characters will not be a problem. You simply upload the document to the web service and a finished PDF document will be emailed to you.

Limitation: 2M is the limited upload file size, and it does not support non-common fonts.

送故人的一首詩

在電腦中找到一些舊檔案，發現自己曾為一名女同事離開公司而寫下一首詩。其中悲憫的情度使人落淚，特將之張貼於此，供各位同感共懷。

＊ ＊ ＊

磁石人，極低能，通場走，唔頭暈，
星期六，攪節目，無人到，一碌木，
人返工，佢返工，雞翅袖，襯低胸，
要講笑，唔襟笑，將報串，當講笑，
送獎品，要人等，扮開心，實無品，
要走未必唔捨得，
儆世益民感恩德。

＊ ＊ ＊

願已離開的靈魂長埋安土，善哉善哉！

舊曲開倉︰向左閃向右透

向左閃向右透

當時人︰不詳
被告人︰不祥
女魔頭︰不揚

要是你的老友放棄你 佢便要開香檳講恭喜
佢話佢知我已愛上你 不會為求避免鬧劇便撤離
佢話我想故意拆散了你 然而我真怕到斷了氣
佢只不過妒忌 專登去妒忌
問誰或者老屈你 要令你生氣

* 都怪我比他像隻跟尾狗 難怪我沒法不低頭
要是能對著佢自首 會話你做了我新女朋友
也許會 發現佢未串得夠
也許會 逐步逐步害到你走頭
結局永遠看不透 若遇著女魔頭

難免要繼續沉默的戰鬥 (我怕佢 與我做埋同事兼老友) *

要是佢真惡意要煸你 我大概會堆歡懶歡喜
要是佢只借意試試你 可會越談越遠鬧大沒好奇
要是說出佢會永遠信你 然而見鬼怕怕已放棄
我升職已無期 加薪已無期
但仍每天怕左你 再沒有骨氣

留一步 誰都好 難道煸獲我們能自高
但佢可 做得到 成日介入你踏過的路
前一步 何恐怖 無事我亦會成為被告
但佢講 有分數 難道我尚敬重佢清高

repeat *

我要向右還是向左透

OpenDNS - Recommended

My company internet experienced a number of down time in the past few years. Among them, DNS issue was the most popular one to have. The same happens to my stupid Sympatico connection at home. It was damn slow if it was not total down. In general, I got the feeling that ISP does not care about optimizing DNS.

I surfed by a online service called OpenDNS today. After spending a few minutes to understand the design of service, I can say that I am going to give it a try and recommend it to the others. Why? The simple reason is followed. I always keep my company ISP DNS in my mind just in case my home internet is down due to the DNS error. Occasionally, when I have to fix someone's connection, which happen to be DNS problem as well, I have to put in the DNS server IP manually. Now, instead of remembering a DNS IP that may also have problem, which I have already mentioned above, why not simply remember a DNS IP that's running for business?

Rather than just a replacement, it comes with features like guessing your domain name if you have mistyped it. For example, if you enter "www.google.cmo" instead of "www.google.com", with your current ISP's DNS, you will get to an error page after a long wait. With OpenDNS, it guesses and corrects the domain name for you. If you are like me, enjoying the way to type URL manually, you will be very much beneficial from its service.

Also, it protects you. Once in a while, you would receive junk email from bank institute asking you to confirm your login information. To make it simple, they provides you a link to get to their site. If you click it, it takes you to a site with the same look as your online bank service. In fact, if you pay attention to the domain name, it is not the usual address that you use to access your online bank account. What's going on? Simple. They are stealing your banking information by putting up a name tag that you are familiar with. With OpenDNS, according to what they say, it filters those suspicious URL and block you from getting there. It is no way to be 100% secure, but at least it protects you from the popular ones.

So, what do they do for profit? They have an interesting idea. Once in a while, you may try going to a site that does not exist. Some of these sites have not renew their domain name, and some are simply because you have a wrong URL. In cases like this, OpenDNS, instead of sending back an error response, it turns to its search site which contains advertisements. Since it looks up possible site that you may be looking for, in one way it is a feature. At the same time, they maintain the business by showing you the advertisements. You do not like the ad? Fine. Type the URL correctly and you will never see them. In general, if the advertisements are not slowing down the performance, I would say it is a possible and profitable approach.

Vim v.7 Tour

To show my support to vi (yes, over Emacs. and yes, I do not know anything about Emacs, but so what?), I post this new version of Vim Tour in my blog.

New features in Vim v.7

It does not do much having it on my blog. It does not change the fact that I am a newbie in vi neither. It simply fulfill my desire to show that I am different from the general public, like saying "You see? I am unpluged."

舊曲開倉︰千斤

千斤

作詞人︰不祥
當時人︰不詳

Ｃ：成日要瘦真頭痕　難受過重的命運
　　錢有時買得到扣肉　但卻送不走肥人
Ｇ：肥極亦算一個人　纏住在你的附近
　　一個人霸雙位翅席　難道過重會開心

＊Ｔ：一切試完　不知怎麼算
　Ｃ：如何再減　才能實踐
　Ｔ：修身這個心願

　Ｔ：衫褲大兼圓　碌得好鬼遠
　Ｇ：流著汗紅著臉　死咁講說喜愛
　　　喜愛一副豬臉　Ｔ：不論圓或扁

　Ｔ：脂有兩團　保溫兼保暖
　Ｃ：旁人大褸　如何及你
　Ｔ：週身羔有多餘

　Ｔ：參與瘦身團　幾千蚊一轉
　Ｃ：我本質　還未變
　Ｇ：超重的　Ｃ：說超重
　Ｇ：保暖的　Ｃ：說保暖
　Ｔ：享受大肥脂＊

Ｃ：扮晒跳舞亂咁擰
Ｔ：還是有太多肉剩
Ｇ：只要門喇剛剛夠入
Ｔ：何用擰到滿天星
Repeat＊

Ｇ：超重的說超重　Ｃ：保暖的說保暖
Ｇ：不理天氣幾凍　Ｃ：都會一向保暖
Ｇ：想暖即　Ｃ：要超重
Ｔ：超重即會保暖　由佢肥就算

Hachibozho

Hachibozho (also known as Fat-Hog, Great-Pig, Great-Hog, Hogobozo, Pigibozho, Hachibush, Hachibozo, Hachibojo, Hachibijou, Pigabozho, Hogabozho, or Hogaaka) is a slave in the NHL world, and figures prominently in their blog storytelling, including the story of the "mo lam ko meow". Hachibozho is the NHL lazy figure and stupid mammal (these two personalities are often combined into a single character in NHL world). He was the son of a stray mother and an "who knows who" lazy hog like father. Hachibozho most often appears in the shape of a pig and is characterized as a sleepwalker. He was sent to NHL world by the Animal Services to be disiplined, and one of his first tasks was to live in the washroom for a month.

Related topics: Nanabozho

舊曲開倉︰你講你瘦過

你講你瘦過

　　　Ｇ：你講呀　Ｃ：你講啦
　Ｃ＋Ｇ：你講你瘦過　講我知你瘦過
　　　　　話我聽你瘦過　識你點會信喎
　　　　　我知你瘦過　講我知你瘦過
　　　　　就算知你瘦過　比下面放過我

　　　Ｃ：其實你瘦過　問你點解會瘦過
　　　　　前日隔夜幾兜炒粉面　仲唔係你　趁無人清左
　　　Ｇ：其實你瘦過　問你點解會瘦過
　　　　　陪住你入七仔買野食　懷疑唔通　一早趕清貨

＊Ｃ＋Ｇ：趁住人齊同你　六面二口　熱辣辣計清楚
　　　Ｇ：你係完全唔瘦　Ｃ：隨時會超磅
　　　Ｇ：你講呀　Ｃ：你講啦＊

＃Ｃ＋Ｇ：你講你瘦過　講我知你瘦過
　　　　　話我聽你瘦過　識你點會信喎
　　　Ｃ：我知你瘦過　Ｇ：講我知你瘦過
　Ｃ＋Ｇ：就算知你瘦過　比下面放過我＃

　　　Ｃ：其實你瘦過　唔係邊位會瘦過
　　　　　由日到夜 "K 吧" 處處盪　成日行街　自以為好索
　　　Ｇ：其實你瘦過　唔係邊位會瘦過
　　　　　難受你在巴士四處望　行落樓梯　失足玩飛撲
Repeat＊＃

　　　Ｃ：承認你瘦過？　人地爭Ｄ喊喇播
　　　　　人地體質身子咁脆弱　受唔住你　有日話『咩我！』
　　　Ｇ：其實你瘦過？　人類之中最瘦喎 ？
　　　　　無謂夾硬減得個兩日　然後唔得　卒之搵新磅
Repeat＊

　Ｃ＋Ｇ：你講　你講你瘦過　講我知你瘦過
　　　　　話我聽你瘦過　識你點會信喎
　　　Ｃ：我知你瘦過　Ｇ：講我知你瘦過
　Ｃ＋Ｇ：就算知你瘦過　Ｇ：比下面放過我

　　　Ｃ：你枉你瘦過　心裡只有瘦過
　　　　　任你揀再瘦過　只會減過再禍
　　　Ｇ：我知你瘦過　講我知你瘦過
　　　　　就算知你瘦過
　Ｃ＋Ｇ：只有講　無試過

衣櫃裏的傻Na

主唱人︰不詳
作詞人︰不祥

移過家俬　房裡換上 Na 的佈置
落力為著期待你睡覺時
但你返房　兜左個圈
最後離開不加仰視
話你幼稚無知　被戲弄又唔知
緊緊將 Na 送入房先

上次返來時　稍一猶疑
給 Na 走了至知
待你又要開門時　給按門前
還要瀟灑的一句　「不去也可以」

躲於衣櫃裡　飛身衝入去
躲於黑暗鬼知你是誰
我愛凌亂　有了沒完
現在要宣佈 Nana 要獨居
躲於絲綿裡　轉身躺下去
躲於這個自己的堡壘
我愛沉睡　理你是誰
飲飽和食醉　長夜作伴侶